My keyboard got crazy

So my laptop named Mua’d Dib is giving signs of old age for quite a while, recently I didnt really help him by uninstalling the antivirus and trying to install a different one… of course the new one didnt work and my boy got infested with lots of crazy worms…

But I got already used to the fact that:

• sticky tape has to keep the plastic casing together and dust from falling free inside,
• the DVD ROM doesnt work,
• the battery lasts like 3 minutes,
• the power plug is loose so that if I dont notice the laptop dies due to lack low battery,
• keys of the number 1 and 3 and the Tab are not working…

• press “n” and get ” n “,
• press “p” and get “yop\”,
• press “0″ and get “o;0″
• AND press “o” and get my favorite “zoôň [enter]“

I googled it and found out its not actually that rare, a lot of people have faced such problems caused by faulty drivers, static electricity or unknown paranormal activity… (or just idiocy when someone didnt notice that he has the laptop NumLock on ).

Lets see which case is mine… Will need to find an USB keyboard to see how deep the damage goes.

PS: i tried to see if reinstalling Windows fixes the problem  But by accident I have installed the new Windows on disk D: instead of C:… which is good because I realized I dont have the laptop drivers with me in Ghana so if I succeeded I would have a nice cute 486-like computer (if You still remember what those numbers mean)